Hello, friends. Steve here. I've looked into a few things since my last entry:
1.) Getting a cell phone
2.) Getting a digital camera
3.) Upgrading to a laptop
I'm still working on the other two, but I've finally purchased a digital camera. (Which is, might I add, extremely state-of-the-art.)
Check it out. You can record movies, take still pictures, and...erm...that's about it. But it's the latest model out there. You see, you insert those quaint little floppy disks into a slot, and that's where you store your photos. Not only does this give you a ton of photo space, but it's so easy to transfer pictures to your computer, even for an old Steve like me.
Extremely high-tech, no? The salesman told me they won't come out with anything more advanced for the next 30 years.
I took my camera and decided to let you take a peek into my life. (Keep in mind it took some extreme creativity to be able to take these. Look at me. I don't have the figure to take pictures like any normal person.)
This is my house.
I built it myself! My friends are quite envious. Look at that superior architecture.
If you take about a two mile hike west you'll arrive at the house of my neighbor, Charles. His house is also quite well-thought-out.
This is Charles. We go to the opera every Thursday, and often sit on the beach discussing the meaning of life.
He's quite the intellectual.
This is Charles' pet, Fuzzy Lumpkins.
Awww. Isn't he just the cutest widdle thing you've ever seen?
This is my other neighbor, Kris, who lives about 4 miles east of my house. She's such a doll, and makes the best Special Roast the Virgin Islands has ever seen. She's always winning awards for it.
This is one of her Special Roasts. How she can make these so perfect I'll never know.
This is our mailman, Mortimer.
When Mortimer is ill, Alexis steps in.
Ehh...I personally prefer Mortimer.
Oh! And here's a lovely view of the Virgin Islands.
Ahhh. You can see why I love this place.
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